Ok, so let's say a dumb ass decides to top up the swimming pool with water. The Dumb Ass puts the hose in the pool and turns it on and doesn't tell anyone that they did that and then they forget that they did it. It's not noticed until the next after noon, when the water has been running for.... ohhhh, say 13 hours. Pick the following consequences that you think would apply:
a: The Dumb Asse's wife will call the Dumb Ass and tell him exactly how much of a Dumb Ass he is.
b: The pool filter will pop off from the water pressure, and the water will over flow from it, causing a massive back yard flood, causing all the nice pretty red decorative wood chips that the Dumb Asses Wife layed in the heat last summer to float away all over the whole yard and get stuck in the grass.
c: The next water bill will be triple what it normally is, and will subsequently force the dumb ass to have to sell off one of his limbs to be able to pay for it.
d: The grass will not receive it's planned cutting until the next day because you can't mow a swamp.
e: New house rules will be put into place that says when you put the hose in the pool, you must set the oven timer to chime after a certain amount of time, so that in case you are Dumb Ass and you forget - the timer will remind you. (even though this rule has been talked about before but never adhered to because the Dumb Ass thinks it's a dumb thing to do.)
If you picked all of the above you are the grand prize winner and you shall win the satisfaction of knowing that you are not a Dumb Ass.
Ahhhhhh - I can't even be too upset about it because I've done it before too - not AS bad, mind you, and I, of course now set that timer so it doesn't happen again.... Unlike the Dumb Ass that I love and live with.
So, yesterday was Canada Day! Happy Birthday Canada!
I know that our friends to the South will be celebrating on July 4th - so happy holiday to all my US friends and play safe! Remember not to drink and drive. (this message brought to you by MADD - Mothers Against Drunk Driving)
I decided to renew my sub yesterday, as I only had 5 days left and I just couldn't let it run out - I just enjoy featuring the work of my friends and fellow artists too much!! A big thank you goes out to
for my last sub. I love you Mama!!!
Hope you are enjoying your holiday down there in San Diego!
So, speaking of features - here's a new batch of amazing art and photography for you! Enjoy!
A List of Links for tutorials/info that I've found to be useful!
Basics of Pen Tool [link]
Making Photoshop Brushes [link]
Adding Borders in PS [link]
Depth of Field [link]
PS Borders [link]
The Pen Tool [link]
Making Textures [link]
Layer Masks and Colour Gradients [link]
GavTrain Photo Training [link]
Manual HDR [link]
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