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Dumb Ass Quiz.............

Journal Entry: Sat Jul 2, 2011, 1:15 PM
Ok, so let's say  a dumb ass decides to top up the swimming pool with water.  The Dumb Ass puts the hose in the pool and turns it on and   doesn't tell anyone that they did  that and then they forget that they did it.  It's not noticed until the next after noon, when the water has been running for....  ohhhh, say 13 hours.  Pick the following consequences that you think would apply:

a:  The Dumb Asse's wife will call the Dumb Ass and tell him exactly how much of a Dumb Ass he is.

b:  The pool filter will pop off from the water pressure, and the water will over flow from it, causing a massive back yard flood, causing all the nice pretty red decorative wood chips that the Dumb Asses Wife layed in the heat last summer to float away all over the whole yard and get stuck in the grass.  

c:  The next water bill will be triple what it normally is, and will subsequently force the dumb ass to have to sell off one of his limbs to be able to pay for it.  

d:  The grass will not receive it's planned cutting until the next day because you  can't mow a swamp.

e:  New house rules will be put into place that says when you put the hose in the pool, you must set the oven timer to chime after a certain amount of time, so that  in case you are Dumb Ass and you forget - the timer will remind you.  (even though this rule has been talked about before but never adhered to because the Dumb Ass thinks it's a dumb thing to do.)  


If you picked all of the above you are the grand prize winner and you shall win the satisfaction of knowing that you are not a Dumb Ass.  :slow:   Congratulations!!!

Ahhhhhh - I can't even be too upset about it because I've done it before too - not AS bad, mind you, and I, of course now set that timer so it doesn't happen again....  Unlike the Dumb Ass that I love and live with.  :heart:

So, yesterday was Canada Day!  Happy Birthday Canada!   :w00t:  I know that our friends to the South will be celebrating on July 4th - so happy holiday to all my US friends and play safe!  Remember not to drink and drive.  (this message brought to you by MADD - Mothers Against Drunk Driving)  

I decided to renew my sub yesterday, as I only had 5 days left and I just couldn't let it run out - I just enjoy featuring the work of my friends and fellow artists too much!!  A big thank you goes out to :iconmamalucia: for my last sub.  I love you Mama!!!   :heart: Hope you are enjoying your holiday down there in San Diego!   

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Journal CSS and design
made by `Lilyas edited by ~Handie
  • Mood: Bemused
  • Listening to: the hum of my computer
  • Reading: Hollow Point
  • Watching: My wood chips float away.....
  • Eating: cherries
  • Drinking: water
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:iconmyraincheck:
Did you at least go for a swim? :lol:
You will have the greenest grass of the whole Canada :P
Thank you so much for the feature! Honoured :heart:
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~Handie Jul 6, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
In the yard or the pool?!! LOL! It's pretty green all right! but with all the flooding and rain fall everything is pretty green around here anyways!!

You're welcome! :hug:
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*MamaLucia Jul 3, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
:lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: "you can't mow a swamp" :rofl: lmao: :rofl: :lmao:

You are amazing, my dear!!! :clap: :blowkiss: :love: :heart: It's not just that you write about these insane things so beautifully -- it's that you SURVIVE them!!!! :laughing: :heart: :tighthug:

We love ya, sweetie!!! :love:
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~Handie Jul 4, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
Well, I sure can't....... Can you?? ;)

I'm not the one who's lucky to survive this one... that would be hubby!!! ;)
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*MamaLucia Jul 5, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
In retrospect, yeah ... his survival WAS hanging in the balance for a while, wasn't it? :giggle:
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~Handie Jul 6, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
naw - not so bad - lucky for him he was at work - I can't reach my arm through the phone lines!
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*MamaLucia Jul 6, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
:phew:!
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*JonnyGoodboy Jul 3, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you m`lovely Sandie & Holy wetdreamynightmares,as if you haven`t suffered with enough H2o this year!...H-U-G-E :ohmygod:
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~Handie Jul 3, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
yeah, NOOOO kidding! However, it dried up quicker than I thought it would - thank goodness it's been hot the last few days! The water bill is still going to suck though!!!
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*eDDie-TK Jul 3, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
well at least it has a half-way good ending (?) a section of your lawn got watered and water well.
think he could have left the water running if he was filling the bathtub for you ? you know your nightly bubble bath (LOL)
we all do dumb things some time in our busy daily lives (?)
unless you're gypsy and don't have a care in the world.......
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