Sat on her tuffet
Reading her emails today
When along came a spider
And sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away.....
So Little Miss Muffet
did a fine little dance
that looked like classical ballet
Once she stopped screaming
and having a heart attack
she knew the spider couldn't stay
So she brought out a fly swatter
and went on a hunt
to show the bastard his judgement day
He was no where to be found
so she gave up the search
and decided to let him get away
Only 10 minutes later
he fell off the shelf
in a showing of desperate power play
Again she jumped up
screamed to the heavens
and said "there will be hell to pay..."
The fly swatter came back out
and with it everything on her desk
was swept clean away
But to no avail
could she find that damned spider
Her fears, this did not allay
Five minutes later
that effin spider
back into her vision he strayed
Well Little Miss Muffet
went back into defib
for the third time that very day
Now she was angry,
angry beyond angry
and nothing could get in her way
She tore apart her office
in a spider induced frenzy
sending papers and staplers astray!
Finally she found him
hiding in a crevice
and she cheered "Hip Hip Hooray!!!"
"I have found the evil spider
Who scared me to death
And now it's time for him to pay!!"
So she lifted the swatter
and really let him have it;
no question it was foul play
So Little Miss Muffet
Sat once again on her tuffet
And finished reading her emails for the day
*hey - I gave the little bastard 2 chances and he blew it. I'm not Mother Teresa.....
My poor heart can only take so much of a beating before it's him or me. I chose me!!!*
After that I considered sending his legs to the 4 corners of my office as a warning to his kin to stay away, but decided against it. After all, it didn't exactly work out for the King in Braveheart........
Enjoy the features my friends, and hopefully by the end of the weekend, I'll have all the challenge photos back and will be able to make the Post Processing Challenge Journal!!! There's still time if you want to get in on the fun!!
A List of Links for tutorials/info that I've found to be useful!
Basics of Pen Tool [link]
Making Photoshop Brushes [link]
Adding Borders in PS [link]
Depth of Field [link]
PS Borders [link]
The Pen Tool [link]
Making Textures [link]
Layer Masks and Colour Gradients [link]
GavTrain Photo Training [link]
Manual HDR [link]
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