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Where Does the Potato Go?

Journal Entry: Sun Jun 12, 2011, 12:41 AM
Ok, so today we spent the day at the lake and we got home a little bit late, and hubby had to hurry to go to work.   Because of this he wasn't able to eat any dinner, so I told him that I would bring him some when it was ready.  

An hour or so later I was just packing it up to take down when he called and asked me if I could bring a potato with me.  His good friend had brought his dinner as well, but he didn't have a potato so they wanted me to bring one...

Now, let me explain that this guy is almost part of our family.  They work together and run a small business together as well, and the guy is just..... well, let's say that if something is going to go wrong, it will happen to him!  =P

So, I brought the potato along and I went into the kitchen where all the guys are eating (firemen) and I handed over this honking HUGE potato and I said "Now Kevin.... remember this time.... the potato goes in the FRONT of your pants.   NOT the back... the girls are only impressed if the lump is in the front."

Well, holy crap!  the place exploded with laughter and I'm sure they are still bugging him.  It was a good one... I must say!  :plotting:

Anyways, I must apologize for writing a new journal again so soon - but I really just wanted to change that ugly brown colour I had.  YECH!  that was horrible!  So.... what do you think of the new diggs??  This is definitely more in my colour comfort range, and actually - every colour was sampled from the photo I took of my eye.  Yup - I'm quite sure the neighbours were wondering why in the hell I was standing in a beam of sunlight in my back yard this evening, taking shot after shot of my own eye.  (it wasn't as easy as I thought it was going to be...)

So, any how - I'm still not sure if I'm totally sold on this one either....... let me know what you think... corny as hell??  tell me - I mean, I don't mind being a little cheezy now and again, but I'm not sure I want cheese on my front page!  :confused:  Don't be shy... I can take it! ;)

Holy crap!  it's almost 3 a.m............  what am I still doing up??!!!

As always..... FEATURES!!!  Enjoy, my friends!!  :heart:

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*MamaLucia Jun 13, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
:rofl: :lmao: :laughing: You gotta watch where the potatoes go, ya know ... :giggle:

And the new blue is LOVELY! :D :love: :hug:
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~Handie Jun 14, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
Why thank you Mama! And yes - the potato placement is very important - and certainly not intended for females! ;)
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haha that is a great joke...poor guy he will probably never live that one down...lol you crack me up, especially with the neighbors wondering what you could be doing taking pic after pic of your eye...one time we (me and my daughter she was 16 at the time) were sitting in heavy traffic at a redlight and she was snapping pic after pic after pic of herself and it was getting dark so all these people at the lights were pointing and looking at us, well a few blocks later a cop pulls me over and tells her that it is distracting to other drivers (the whole time he was checking her out...lol) so anyways don't worry about being considered strange, we are right there with you.
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~Handie Jun 14, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
well, it was a good one - but I'm sure they have better things to bug him about. This is a guy who thought he was having a heart attack, because his gf's nicotine patch came off in the bed and night and stuck to his back. He had it on for 3 days and didn't know it, and the nicotine was revving up his system - he doesn't smoke - and he thought he was dying..

I tell you - the guy is a piece of work!!!

LOL about your daughter!! That's cute! Someone mus have called in about it or something!
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Ha ha I am laughing my butt off about the nicotine patch...that is classic...lol I bet it never gets boring where your husband works. Yea my daughter even asked the cop if she could get a pic with him...lol
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*JonnyGoodboy Jun 12, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
That is a good one! :lmao:
This blue is muuuuuuuuuuuuuch better btw :pc: and big :hug:s for the features Sandra!
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~Handie Jun 12, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
ok - good - glad you think so!!! And you are very welcome.... as always! :cuddle:
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